S.O.B., Part II
As the smoke was still clearing from the Arvida vs. Save Our Bay grudge match discussed in the previous post, we moved to much-more-laid-back Siesta Key. Our house was on a point of land on the inland side of the key. Typical of many normal houses in west Florida back then, it was small, low, breezy, without air conditioning, and very comfortable. Lots of jalousie windows looked out onto a small bayou, with a mass of mangroves and Australian pines beyond. A passing teacher would give my brother and me a ride home from school, and she dropped us off at the end of the road. As we walked home, we passed undeveloped land crowded with birds, hermit crabs, and sheltered by a belt of mangrove trees. It wasn’t a large area, and as such was well off the Save Our Bay’s radar. We felt pleasantly isolated from the tourist bustle closer to the beaches on the other side of the key.
One day, as we walked past our beloved, wild buffer, we saw a new dirt road leading into the sandy stretch of land. As the week wore on, we walked farther along the new road and noticed more and more clear-cut patches of denuded sand. One Saturday, we walked down to the road, and saw that almost all the trees were gone; they were chopped up and bulldozed into messy slash piles. In their place were thickets of wooden stakes with colored ribbons like enemy pennants. I didn’t care what they were, I didn’t care whose they were. I went through and pulled every single one up and tossed them like spears into the slash pile.
Next Monday, I was pulled out of school early by my mother, and we went back home. I was surprised that we were greeted by a phalanx of three sheriff’s deputies in two squad cars. I was separated from my mother, and the deputies grilled me concerning the (as I had just learned) surveyor’s stakes. Apparently, one very smug-looking weasel in a truck had guessed that kids were responsible because of the small size of the Keds shoe prints in the sand. I was driven to the scene of the crime to be confronted with my misdeeds. I was completely unrepentant, and I was pestering them to turn on their lights with such increasing frequency, that they were forced to oblige just to continue asking me questions. Once they had satisfied my juvenile desire to see the lights, they resumed asking me about the surveyor’s stakes. They just couldn’t believe that I pulled them up because the trees had been cut down. After about a quarter of an hour, the weaselly fellow’s smug grin had hardened considerably, and I suspect he was considering asking that I be arrested. Eventually, the deputies gave up, commanded me to stay off the developer’s property, and left. Under threat of massive spanking from my mother, I reluctantly obeyed.
Sadly, a small kid pulling up surveyor’s stakes doesn’t stop developers once they catch the scent of money. That section of Siesta Key was completely plowed under and reshaped into something unrecognizable. Any map I look at may as well be printed with a amorphous circle with the words, “You Were Here.” The lazy, breezy house that we lived in was scraped to make way for a rich person’s mansion, complete with private beach. The mangrove-lined bayou with it’s fascinating tidal flats was dredged and filled to make a concrete-walled canal lined with exclusive, faux-Spanish mansions, swimming pools, and docks sporting luxury yachts.

The east side of Siesta Key as it is today: overdeveloped and crowded. And judging from the satellite picture, apparently it now comes complete with their own, artificial, private lagoon. And, yes, I know what the spit of land looks like; there's no need to point it out. It seems to me that our house should have been midway down the spit...right where the bare patch of sandspur-infested ground is.
What I learned from the Save Our Bay battle with Arvida and my insignificant, solo skirmish is that yes…most development corporations in general do not care about the land outside of its ability to generate money. They do not care about the general decay of the quality of life of the citizens already living in the area. They demand infrastructure, tax breaks, and utility access that already-strapped municipalities may be hard-pressed to provide yet are unable to ignore. If crossed or confronted, developers will ruthlessly fight back by using lobbyists, politicians, and lawyers.
Most importantly, I learned that a strong, unified opposition presented by a large group of steadfast citizens can defeat the biggest of destructive plans. The voices of a cohesive, concerned voters do get heard.
Tags: Developers, development, environment, florida, Politics



